Ryan Keely
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Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely BIOGRAPHY
Courtesy of Penthouse.com :
Vital stats: 24 years old, 36-26-38, 5'9"
Hometown: Seattle
College major: "Getting laid and being obnoxiously pretentious"
Favorite way to relax: "Read comic books and masturbate"
Favorite fantasy: "Being fucked in the ass on baby seal-skin by a Russian kidnapper who looks like a Tom of Finland leather daddy."
Most exciting place you've made love: "I don't make love, but I recently got pounded out while bent over the seat of a pickup truck in questionable neighborhood of downtown L.A."
When asked about her proudest moment, adult entertainer Ryan Keely cites the photo shoot for Penthouse: "I've wanted to model for Penthouse ever since I fished an issue with a pre-augmented Janine Lindemulder out of a free porn bin. It's an iconic piece of pop culture that I'm honored to be included in."
"I describe what I do for a living as, take my clothes off (sometimes I prance around before I take them off), and occasionally get paid to have sex with beautiful women. Most of the dancing I do involves taking my clothes off--either burlesque or feature dancing. However, I think it's important for my image that I take time out to dance on tables and in crowded elevators."
"If I could live anywhere in the world, I would go to London. According to my astrological chart, that's the best place for me to be if I want to succeed in my world-domination plot."
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